(Source: maddifacee, via pengwhat)

cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

(Source: twoukofukawa, via cynical-squidward)

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

(via permanetly)

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

(via cynical-squidward)

biletree:

kiggor:

Dachshunds can’t wait to take a bath

*hysterical crying and screaming*

(Source: woodywombpecker, via cynical-squidward)

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